ummm odg this is hard. i think minho would be jack because they’re both the sweetest fucking people on the planet but are also equally strange in their own way. i think taemin would be ryan because they are both spawns of satan. jinki would be geoff; in that they are both the “leaders” of their respective groups (also jinki likes to wrestle when he drinks and geoff loves to wrestle [gavin] sO
also imagining jinki all tatted up like geoff HNNNGGG). jonghyun would be gavin because they’re both lovely-yet-mingy little spaffs, and key would be michael bc key would lose his goddamn mind with them.